“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
-Marilyn Monroe

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nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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A woman who is 3months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

  • Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
  • Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
  • Doctor: Denise.
  • Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
  • Doctor: Denephew.

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do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

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unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

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i just heard my mom yelling “YOU MOTHERFUCKER” and i was worried my parents were having a fight so i went downstairs to check it out but when i got there my dad was just giggling hysterically and all i could see was a pile of uno cards with a +4 card at the top

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karla-world:

stfukarla:

♡ i follow 100% back ♡

guy:

lets go all the way baby… to mcds bc im hungry af

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